Auditions

Auditions for the next play are still over two weeks away, but today Kendall handed me a lengthy list of do's and don'ts (things I can and can't do) - don't stand near her, don't watch the auditions, wait out in the hall, don't wear ugly maternity pants, don't say "Whats up girlfriends?," don't talk to her "peeps" at all, etc...(there's more, but it would take too long to list everything!)

Well, she didn't specify that I couldn't wear a shirt that says "I'm Kendall's Mom!" or "Kendall can't date until she's 16, so forget about it!" so, of course I'm tempted to do it now...